Biggest Potterhead Blog: Lame attempts to copy Harry Potter

There are so many people trying to get the fame and fortune J.K Rowling did, and the best idea they can think of is to copy Harry Potter. In Fact so many people do this there is even a Wikipedia page. Here is a list of the worst Harry Potter rip-offs.

Harry Potter and the Leopard Walk Up To Dragon
There was a hobbit, who didn't even know how to return home. He lived in a hole in the ground, and didn't know where he came from or where he was going to. He even didn't know why he had become a hobbit. This was Hogwartz School of Witchcraft and Wizardry 5th year apprentice Harry Potter.
After Gandolf left, the five of them rode their brooms, travelling with the wind. Trees and cars along the roads below receded. Only when they encountered the occasional passenger jet, the pilot and passengers would cry out, "Hey! Flying people!", or "Hey! Aliens!"

So it's rip-offing Harry Potter and Lord of The Rings, I have no clue where people get ideas like this

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Larry Potter and His Best Friend Lilly
The first in a four-book series that showcases Larry, Lilly and their friends as they share life experiences and learn about the nature of true friendship. In this book, Larry finds a good friend in Lilly when he buys his first pair of glasses

Probably one of the most baffling attempts to ride in Harry Potter's fame, the author sewed Rowling stating she copied Larry Potter. When Rowling's lawyer investigated they found that "Potter" was added after Larry's name in a font that didn't even exist until 1993 when the book was supposedly written in 1988.

Harry Potter and the Chinese Porcelain Doll
As Harry travels to China, he befriends some Chinese circus acrobats who knew Yandomort back when he was a kid -- named (translated from Chinese) Naughty Bubble. Turns out Voldemort killed Naughty Bubble's mom, who was named ( translated from Chinese) Big Spinach, then took the kid under his wing and made him evil.
I have no words.

The Legend of Rah and the Muggles
An expanded version of Larry Potter with added information and plot detail.
And once again the author of Larry Potter attempts to copy Harry Potter with Rah and the Muggles. As you can see at the top of the cover it says "The original muggles" obviously stating this book was first. Pfffff, yeah right.

Harry Potter and the Filler of Big
Harry leaves the Dursleys after a rough summer where Dudley was shacking up with a belly dancer.
Before he goes, Bat Bug tells him there's trouble waiting at Hogwarts. And all of the students keep transforming into wooden stools.
How nice?

The Mystical Adventures of Billy Owens

Billy Owens is chased by a bully into a pawn shop, where he decides to buy himself a wand for his birthday. Later, he discovers that the wand is real and will perform magic, but only for him.

Cool story bro. So, of course Billy is oh-so important blah blah and fights with a dark wizard.